May 2012
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dog: every snack you make
dog: every meal you bake
dog: every bite you take
dog: i'll be watching you
richwhitelesbian:
im so glad i met the internet
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me: does anyone want to go to a concert with me?
real life friends:
me:
real life friends:
internet friends: YES OKAY I'LL BOOK A FLIGHT AND WE CAN HAVE A SLUMBER PARTY AT YOUR HOUSE AND HUNT THEM DOWN AFTER THE SHOW AND MEET THEM AND MAKE THEM LOVE US AND MOVE IN WITH THEM
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Watchbelieveitdreamitachieveit:
abcdefgaz:
paradoxsociety:
diam0nd-guns:
rip-graceylove:
i cannot explain to you
I CANNOT BREATHE OMG
OMFG CAN’T STOP LAUGHING
IT’S BACK! IT’S! FUCKING! BACK! PILIPINOS HAB NO SOLS!
IM DYING!
so now that Chris Evans has twitter is he just...
fwips:
“just helped a little old lady cross the street”
“just played catch with an orphan”
“just saved a cat from a burning building”
“the cat didnt make it but I smiled and it came back to life”
“then i helped clean up the debris from the burning building”
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math test: a farmer plants 7 crops of tomatoes and 3 crops of carrots what is the probablity his moms name is leslie
history test: the american civil war ended in 1865, explain how this had a defining role in the extinction of dinosaurs
literature test: explain what the author meant by, "the apple was as red as an apple"
Physics tests: The aliens ate 3.4 doughnuts. Their crumbs fell to the Earth because of gravity. Calculate how many penguins are eating pancakes at the speed of light.
“For what it’s worth: it’s never too late or, in my case, too early to be whoever...”
– F. Scott Fitzgerald (via venebelle)
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barackfuckingobama:
I bet Spiderman left New York City for a day trip and when he came back, he saw the catastrophic aftermath of The Avengers and he was like
“I WAS GONE FOR ONE DAY. ONE DAY.”
